Trouble is my middle name

Will someone please get Fred to blow his nose? I can see that boogie all the way over here.

I thought I was the one with a semi-boyfriend here. Though I can't recall him sending me flowers, though I did get chocolate...

Something I need to know about?

I'm doing cross-stitch. Who the bloody hell actually does this for fun? Rose, did you happen to get the notes during the last half of Charms class?

[Private to Rose]
I fell asleep near the end of class. I don't know if Uncle Bill noticed, and if he did I think he just let me off. Which almost might be worse.

Then everyone seems to be walking around still like I'm going to fall over crying any moment.
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( Private, but readable to family with a bit of poking )

Best of luck to Gryffindor though part of me really wants to be there.

Did anyone else notice the typo in the Prophet this morning? Five. The Prophet said Aunt Ginny had four sisters-in-law. There's Aunt Fleur and Aunt Haysel and Mum and Aunt Angelina and Aunt Hermione. Five...

It's not allowed to be five and then four. Didn't anyone notice that was rather illogical? Silly really to be thinking about that right now though...

James, Al or Lils when you can read this... If you need anything though, I'm here.

If I go missing for more than about... three hours, please come looking for me.

Okay, that's probably going a little overboard, but she hasn't said anything for a whole day and I keep getting the feeling I'm going to get punched out of nowhere. But she needed it, so I told her right out what I thought.

Doubt she'll listen, but I feel better.

....

Rosie, I think I'm in trouble.

Yes, I'm still alive. Try not to cheer too much.

No, I wasn't off selling myself for money over the holidays. Please... Far better things to do if we needed money and Albus never would have stood for it.

Yes, we're back at school. (We being Albus and myself. Though everyone else is too.)

No, we didn't go have drinks with Death Eaters.

Though that might have been really cool.